robot.robot.ROBOT! Robot t-shirt? Yes, and more!

Of course we all know that Imperial Stormtroopers are not robots. They are soldiers in cool suits. But imagine how awesome they would be if they were robots! I guess the Star Wars films would have been very different and maybe the last three travesties would not have been made. Mmmm.

Stormtrooper

Star Wars.
Stormtrooper.
Shirt.
Sorted.

The awesome Boba Fett. Everybody wants to be as cool as Boba Fett. He has the suit, the attitude and probably gets all the chicks too.

Boba Fett

Boba Fett is possibly the coolest looking character ever devised.

My Dad can beat up your Dad.

Darth Vader

Possibly the greatest bad guy ever. Let's just ignore the last three films shall we?

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Chewbacca

A large, vicious, incomprehensible, deadly, cuddly teddy bear.

A t-shirt featuring the Off World Colonies from Blade runner. No robots are visible but there are probably a few replicants hiding about the actual colonies.

Off World Colonies

A new life awaits you on the Off World Colonies. You know it makes t-shirt sense.

Everybody knows that electricity is a myth and computers are in fact possessed by evil demons.

So who you gonna call?

Certainly not I.T.

The Paranormal Detective Agency.

PDA

Who you gonna call? The Paranormal Detective Agency. Internet Division.

Roboscope is the ultimate film processing technology. It is rapidly monopolizing an industry once the undisputed realm of giants such as Techincolour, Cinemascope and MonsterVision.

Although developed by robots, for robots, Roboscope is suitable for human eyes with a series of hardwired modifications.

Or some special glasses.

Roboscope!

Vibrant colours, crisp lines? It must be filmed in glorious roboscope.

We cannot avoid the inevitable. Each and everyone of us will some day be the victim of a zombie attack.

The Zombie Disposal Unit believe that attack is the best defense and commit their full resources into hunting and destroying these evil hell spawns

Are you tough enough to join?

Zombie Disposal

Are you tough enough? The ZDU is looking for new recruits NOW!

Duck and Cover will not save you this time. This merciless Robot Army will advance on all the major population centres of this doomed world. They bring with them havoc, destruction and cake.

No. Not cake. Something else. Something more sinister. Maybe something biscuity. Actually, no. That isn't any more sinister than cake is it?

Now I remember! These robots have weird spinning spiral mind control eyes! That's what they bring! Havoc, destruction and funny spinny eyes. Fear them.

They Are Coming!

Your pitiful lives are as good as over. Behold the Robot army!

This t-shirt is not affilliated with Matsumoko Industrial in any way. Think of it as more of an affectionate tribute!

Matsumoko Industrial

Legendary Japanese guitar factory Matsumoko Industrial

If you suffer from fiery fist I recommend seeking urgent medical help.

Unless you are AWESOME! Then feel free to unleash your fiery fists of vengeance!

Fiery Fist

Japanese themed, martial arts style, kanji, cool and yet fiery, t-shirt.

One of the legendary homes of japanese guitar manufacture.

Kasuga Gakki

Legendary Japanese guitar factory Kasuga Gakki, Nagoya. Japan.

During the great last war between humanity and the realms of hell this guy will seriously kick your ass.

The amusing thing is that this General was actually called Colin Death when he was alive. I feel he was destined to be an evil General.

What were his parents thinking?

I mean Colin?

General Death

No, not a non-specific demise but a General in an evil army!

A heavy metal steampunk robot built from random parts images scavenged from the furthest reaches of the multiverse Morguefile.com

Heavy Metal Robot

Forged in mighty furnaces and molded with Thor's hammer. Possibly.

I was walking home late last night when this big fella smoking a cigar bumped into me. "Oi!" I said, "Watch it mate!"

On reflection that was probably not the smartest thing to do.

Turns out it was Wolverine off X-Men. Who knew?

Claw Marks

Were these claw marks made by Wolverine? You decide.

Tony Stark built this handy little arc reactor to save his life. It was an immensely impressive piece of design and engineering executed under the toughest conditions.

I drew a picture of it and put it on a t-shirt.

I AM IRON MAN!

Arc Reactor

Be as cool as Tony Stark and Iron Man. Guaranteed.*
*Not a guarantee.

A rather awesome collage of NASA type imagery. We have some lunar landing module schematics, a couple of photographs and a few floating astronauts.

NASA is cool.

This one is actually the 50th robot.robot.ROBOT! t-shirt design! That is surely all the reason you need?

Space Race

Astronauts, lunar landing vehicles, cool photographs and NASA stuff.

Robot 66. It is getting increasingly difficult to find names for these things. It's equally difficult to write this piece of text. Okay it's easier if there is some kind of unique theme. But this one is just a cool looking robot.

Robot 66

A random number generator gave him his name. Man gave him life!

A schematic drawing of the Avrocar.

I know nothing else about it except that is makes for a cool geeky, techy t-shirt.

Avrocar Schematic

Use this t-shirt to look cool, and to build your own Avrocar.

A NASA produced schematic of some kind of Space Shuttle Pod.

If you want to know more I would suggest you contact NASA directly. They probably love it when random nutters phone them up to ask questions about t-shirts.

Space Shuttle Pod

Highly confidential NASA secrets on display.
On your t-shirt.

NASA created this schematic diagram of the Voyager space craft. I put it on a t-shirt.

I think we all know who the winner is!

Voyager Schematic

Something that somebody built that went somewhere far away.

This t-shirt makes no sense. There is a picture of a simple robot, some lorem ispum (the typesetters language) a bit of binary and a couple of (not so) random dates.

What does it all mean?

Nothing really. But the result is a cool robot t-shirt.

Random Robot

Imagine the half crazed ramblings of a malfunctioning robot. On a t-shirt.

I think we can all agree that pretty much everything can be improved by the addition of robots.So here is probably one of the best film poster designs of all time, Anatomy of a Murder. Directed by Otto Preminger it is far more famous for it's Saul Bass designed poster.

And now it has a robot on it.

Awesome.

Anatomy of a Robot

Saul Bass.
Robot.
T-shirt.
Heaven.

A Robot t-shirt version of Indiana Jones? Robot t-shirts quite clearly do not get much cooler than this. Of course if the real Indiana Jones was a robot he would have just turned around and disintegrated the giant rolling stone with one blast from his eye laser.

Indiana Bot

How awesome would a robot version of Indiana Jones be? Very awesome.

Monsters always travel in groups. FACT. That is why there are no robots on this t-shirt. There simply isn't room. And besides, why would a robot be on a t-shirt with monsters? Not very realistic is it? Serving Suggestion: Halloween...or whenever.

Three Monsters

Don't be sad that Lefty hasn't got his own shirt. He's with his friends!

Vampire-Bot

A robot Vampire complete with cape, fangs and scary red visor!

Rocket

A good old fashioned rocket like you used to draw as a kid. But on a tee shirt!

BLAM!

A rather cool looking Raygun going BLAM!...BLAM! BLAM!

My First Monster

Check this bad boy. He looks sad because he is a MONSTER!

Robo-Jesus

Robo-Jesus loves performing marvelous mechanical miracles!

Vinyl

I bet some of you don't even know what this strange round thing is!

Sumo-Bot

This sumo wrestling robot will crush you. Weakness? His tiny wheel.

Bass-Bot

Robot+Bass guitar =WIN. Dum Dum Dum Duurrr. Thump. Pluck. Yeaaah.

The Wolf-Bot

A massively unpopular film monster returns in t-shirt form!

Eye, Monster

What the hell is that? ARRGGHH!
ARRRGGGHHHH!
It's quite cute really!

Robo-Satan

If only somebody could find the good/evil switch. And turn it to uber-evil!

Monster Mash

Four Monsters! One t-shirt. Four Monsters. Am I making myself clear?

Robo-Panda

Endangered species or robot production line waiting for a parts delivery?

Franken-Bot

Look, just dump the whole organic theme and go 100% robot. Much cooler.

Robo-Mummy

Have you ever tried embalming a robot? It's a mistake people! Cool t-shirt though.

Hannibot Lecbot

Oh the punnage! Hahahahaha, hahahah, hahaha. Sorry.

POW!

Pow! Pow! Ker-Pow! Zap! Splat! KerPlunk! Boinggg! That had to hurt!

Hitler-Bot

Wind him up and watch him invade neighbouring countries.

I see you, Robot

You know that scene in I, Robot? This is it. On a t-shirt. Look, there he is!

On t-shirts, t shirts, tshirt, tee shirts or tees! Whatever you choose to call them is fine by me!