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The first ever Robot was built by a Robot.
The name Robot comes from an old Slovakian word meaning "Awesome".
A Robot could kick Jack Bauer's and Chuck Norris's asses.
Not all Robots are designed to be lethal. But they all can be if they want.
There will never be a time when there is a Robot in every home but there will be a human in every recharge pod.
My Robot can beat up your Robot
There has already been a first Robot President of the United States of America.
Robots can hear you scream in space.
It is always safe for a Robot to go back into the water.
If you took every Robot in the world and laid them out end to end, that would be awesome.
The first Robot in space is still there.
Sudoku puzzles are actually keycodes to rouse a dormant Robot army.
Robots wobble but they don't fall down.
James May, Richard Hammond and Jeremy Clarkson are all Robots. The Stig is not.
All Robots are taller than humans. Even the really small ones.
There are more Robots in the world than sheep.
All sheep are Robots.
Who you gonna call? A Robot.
There is a Robot behind you right now.
Every time a Robot is struck by lightening it grows 1.34cm taller. Luckily they shrink in the rain.
The worlds smallest Robot is awesome.
So is the largest.
Robots make excellent drummers but awful bass players. Except purpose built Bass-bots. They rock.
Robots are not real. Their existence is purely propaganda spread by evil Robots.
Ironically the Robot word for human, is robot.
Robots can hold their breath for hours. They don't need to, they just like it.
People who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones at Robots.
Robots can rock you like a hurricane.
There has never been a film about Robots.
There has never been a book about Robots.
A Robot is watching your every move.
My first car was a Robot.
Don Henley = Robot.
One day your toy Robot will come alive and take you back to it's home planet.
You cannot grow a Robot by burying a calculator in your garden. Trust me.
The word Robot appears in the Old Testament seven times.
The mythical Lost Gospel was actually written by a Robot.
Dan Brown's next book will be called The Robot Prophecy.
Traffic cops, try to give a Robot a ticket and just see what happens!
A Robot would have found the weapons of mass destruction.
What the Garden of Eden really needed was a fruit dispensing Robot.
It takes one Robot to change a lightbulb.
The internet totally exists because of Robots.
If two Robots ever decide to fight the ensuing carnage would destroy all evidence of Vince Vaughan.
Robots are bullet proof except when shot at by other Robots.
Not all Robots have eye lasers. Just the awesome ones. Which is all of them.
The Final Countdown was started by a Robot.
Two Robots is company, three is awesome.
The wheel was invented to help transport all the Robots.
Robot Redford.
In 1832 a Robot was discovered that was already three years old.
Stonehenge was built to keep the Robots at bay. It failed.
If you give a Robot some oil it will follow you around like a puppy.
Trying to build a Robot using Windows 95 as an operating system would be a bad idea. But it would still work.
Robots cost. And right here is where you start paying...in money.
A Robot would not bring an OD-ing bitch over to your house.
Life is not like a box of Robots.
The robot version of twitter is limited to 87523 characters.
The 1996 World Series of Poker was won by a Robot with no cards.
A Zombie Robot would be the greatest thing ever.
If a Robot falls over in an empty forest, it definitely makes a noise.
The only Robots who do not come equipped with weapons are the ones that are weapons.
There is only one way to kill a Robot. It involves a larger Robot.
A Robot army is purely for show as one Robot is enough to destroy everything.
Robots rock and roll all night and party every day.
When playing Rock, Paper, Scissors introduce the Robot and win every time.
If Robots build it, they will come.
Robots do dance like "The Robot". That is why it's called "The Robot".
Robots can hear the sound of one hand clapping.
Robots are preventing the discovery of time travel just to be spiteful.
The Facebook page for a Robot does not have friends, just humans it hasn't killed yet.
A Robot flush beats a Royal flush every time.
Robots have 23 senses. One of which detects awesomeness.
If Robots wanted to, they could.
Think once. Think twice. Think Robot.
A Robot would know what card you are thinking off.
All Robots are eco-friendly. It's just humans they destroy.
A Robot would not have made the Star Wars prequels.
No matter how good you are at whatever it is you do, a Robot will be better.
Do not cross the road between two parked Robots.
Somewhere there is a Robot allowing you to live.
A Robot could have made El Mariachi for less money.
Confucius say whatever the Robots tell him to say.
Robots party like it's 1999.
A Robot would have eaten in MacDonalds and Burger King.
Robots can check out any time they like and they can leave.
A Robot a day keeps the doctor away.
If Braveheart wanted freedom that much he should have used more Robots.
All Robots have the X-Factor.
Robots are still trying to design a human than can walk up stairs.
A Robot does not look like a bitch.
A Robot could eat a wafer thin mint without exploding.
Don't make a Robot angry. You wouldn't like him when he's angry.
Even Robots think Robots are cool.
All Robots know whodunnit.
A Robot mind is a terrible thing to waste.
The only thing we have to fear is fear itself. And Robots.
Robots can solve complicated mathematical problems while working as a janitor.
A Robot in the hand is worth two in the bush.
Everything that has ever happened, ever, has happened because of Robots.
The Sun is actually shining out of a Robots ass.

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